I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
this boner is exhausting
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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