the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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