i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
