So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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