scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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