We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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