why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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