My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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