I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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