What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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