So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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