I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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