You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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