Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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