well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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