did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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