Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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