Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
