i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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