so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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