Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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