I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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