Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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