the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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