I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just had sex bonerless
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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