How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Sext me about skeletons
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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