I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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