Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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