Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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