I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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