I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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