how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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