I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
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U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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