Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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