why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I want her autograph on my taint
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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