Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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