I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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