so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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