i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We named our party play list daddy issues
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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