your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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