I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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