Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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