I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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