It's like God shit irony all over that family
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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