please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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