my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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