There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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