By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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