in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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