I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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